Mayo 2013
224 publicaciones nuevas
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
idaresayihavetoomany:
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
timelord-castiel:
rosskemp:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked...
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
doingtimeasacapsicle:
teapayne:
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
penice:
alegbra:
penice:
penice:
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
how to get out of bed
wake up
no
go back to sleep
Me: *accidently ruins everything*
loliconprince:
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
mishayourface:
welcometoellaytown:
egberts:
egberts:
why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
pizza:
princessofthegarrison:
so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza
i have been summoned once again
