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thebindingofryan: onlylolgifs: Kid accidentally steals cup...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:52:28 +0200

thebindingofryan:

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

That was me anytime I saw a police car in my street.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:51:12 +0200

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:49:57 +0200

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s: myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: m...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:43:11 +0200

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:38:00 +0200

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:32:29 +0200

idaresayihavetoomany: its-always-funnier-in-enochian: timelord-castiel: rosskemp: do i have...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:32:09 +0200

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body

you need an award right now

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:24:11 +0200

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

crystallized-teardrops: zerenitea: It will take just 37...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:22:30 +0200

crystallized-teardrops:

zerenitea:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’

The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

Share it with friends and tag them so the cycle continues … Do not keep this letter … You could change a life too

the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:16:30 +0200

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:15:31 +0200

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

ishipitlikeups: duessa: sorayasoybean: the cat that just...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:15:10 +0200

ishipitlikeups:

duessa:

sorayasoybean:

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

THE LAST CAT IS SO CONFUSED IT IS ACTUALLY ME LOOK AT THAT FACE.

doingtimeasacapsicle: teapayne: I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:14:03 +0200

doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

cyberlution: nearlycomatose: We are one. basically me

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:12:15 +0200

cyberlution:

nearlycomatose:

We are one.

basically me

kili-at-my-service: no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:10:20 +0200

kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

penice: alegbra: penice: penice: my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:10:02 +0200

penice:

alegbra:

penice:

penice:

my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself

i’m a ghost now

is that a bedsheet on your head

no i’m a ghost

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:09:22 +0200